We are delighted to formally announce that three years after making a terrible, rotten decision (no, not the one regarding someone formerly known as a Juice Film Director, now a hire company, bye bye), the Audi that we foolishly leased has come to the end of the road (literally) and been sent back whence it came.
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Around 1000AD a Viking bloke called Lief Ericson, son of Eric the Red (not one of the Milliband brothers) conquered America. He was about 500 years ahead of that faker, Christopher Columbus (typical Italian, all style, no substance, probably wearing nice shoes and sunglasses and with a rather overweight ‘mama’ at home doing his washing).
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A couple of years ago (i.e embarrassingly around the time of the last website update) we went to London for the day. This is a BIG thing for us. There, some people seem to have jobs (unlike Faringdon), go to Starbucks (unlike Faringdon) and aren’t all related to the same family (yep, that too). In fact we went even further and to a place near Denmark called Canary Wharf.
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Every year, typically around March, we begin to think about what we should mail out to our esteemed clients (there are many) and our valued suppliers (there aren’t as many but the ones we have we love very dearly, and they love us (when we send them money)). We stand around in the office, laugh at how clever we are, oh how funny, clever (and good looking) we are.
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