Background

Every website has to have a boring bit, and this is our effort, so apologies. We've tried to make it faintly amusing.


• We are a six year old full service production company (not entirely sure what ‘full service’ means but it sounds faintly professional) specialising in ‘moving image’ communications
• We use all the media currently available including DVD, CD-ROM, web applications and of course tape of various forms (including gaffer). As technologies converge we work in graphic design, animation, event design and management, web programming and applications
• Typical uses include TV advertising, training and staff motivation, external sales and customer relationship building, large scale corporate presentations blah blah
• We have experience in all aspects of the business, from BBC TV production, feature film post production, to commissioning and client-side project management, as well as ice cream, road transport and bubble bath sales. We are generally balding and a bit porky (only the boys of course, the girls are faultless, and know it)
• We do an increasing amount of comms consultancy, which sounds extremely impressive, but essentially means we tell you what we think would work, and stamp our feet when you disagree (and are proved right)
• We have long term relationships with blue-chip friends based on openness and a total commitment to the delivery of a highly effective product. If it won't work, we tell you nicely
• We have the same attitude to sub-contractors, suppliers and partners who we treat as absolutely integral to our success, and who are usually a whole lot cleverer than us (and, in the main, equally follicley challenged, some are even thinner)

Kit and People

• Main production office near Faringdon, Oxfordshire, a town which The Independent recently described as 'comatose'. Actually that's kind.
• Digital edit suites for video production together with laptop editing capabilities. Loads of machines with flashing lights that look impressive and occasionally break down
• Lots of legal software and some dodgy downloads that mysteriously appear on the network
• Large group of freelancers and partners when extra capacity (for eating Jaffa cakes) is required
• A fully equipped Citroen Berlingo with removable Sat Nav and integral tape deck for playing all those tapes of illegally recorded songs on longer journeys
• A red SMEG fridge
• We don't work on Christmas day or Boxing day as our mums would be cross

Clients

• We haven't lost a client for years, even though we have tried really hard and don't have a sign on our office yet
• Our business has grown (fast) through recommendation, word of mouth and wining and dining (ourselves). If you're looking for lots of corporate hospitality and tickets to rugby matches please call pretty much anyone in Soho
• Go and look at the list. There are people on it you might have heard off. Sadly, Woolworths has just been removed.